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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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Rush Limbaugh holding one of the 12-inch cigars that he loves to have in his mouth.

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative political pundit Rush Limbaugh said that the person he despises more than anyone else right now is Carol Costello.

Costello, no relation to Lou Costello, is a Caucasian correspondent for CNN. She has made it very clear that she does not like Limbaugh and she points out that it has nothing to do with the fact that he is 100 pounds overweight.

The 48-year-old former resident of Atlanta also said that the reason she does not like Limbaugh has nothing to do with the fact that the 58-year-old GOPer looks like a freakishly scary senior citizen cabbage patch doll.

Carol, without the 'e' does not like, as she refers to him "Mush" Limbaugh, because he thinks that he is better than 99.99 percent of the American people.

She smiles and says that if you do not believe the bully just ask him. Carol says that Limbaugh has called her a lot of horribly derogatory names regarding her race, age, gender, political affiliation, religious affiliation, and the fact that she likes to watch the TV show Grey's Anatomy.

Limbaugh says that he doesn't care if "Costy" as he calls here watches Grey's Anatomy or not. He said that one of the reasons that he does not like her is because she thinks that she looks like a spray-tanned Sandra Bullock.

Carol says that her tan, unlike Limbaugh's crotch bulge, is real. She adds that she does not want to say too much, but that it sure does seem like "Mushy" really enjoys the heck out of sucking on 12-inch long cigars.

The CNN correspondent smiles and says that it just does not look normal for a man to be sitting in his office sucking on a foot long cigar hanging out of his mouth.

She compared it to a woman walking around a shopping mall holding an Oscar Mayer wiener between her lips. It just does not look right, no way, no how.

Costello adds that "Mushy" has that nasty, vulgar-looking thing in his mouth so much that she is beginning to wonder if he had the friggin' thing surgically sewed on.

Limbaugh reportedly replied that it is none of Carol Costello's business and that if he wants to suck on a 12-inch cigar, or a 12-lollipop, or a 12-inch whatever it is his American-born right (as opposed to left).

Carol laughed and replied for Limbaugh to go right ahead and suck his lights off.

Limbaugh replied that the next time he sees her at a shopping mall he is going to kick her keister.

In other news. South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has just written his autobiography. It is entitled, Adultery - Is It Really Just For Adults?

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