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Sunday, 18 October 2009

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Jan Moir scoffs chocolate to forget what a wretched creature she is

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately.

Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write some shit about someone who's just died and while his family are still grieving. People call me evil but heck, I'm not as evil as this bitch!"

Paid to attack civil partnerships, most of her salary goes on her daily diet of cakes, chocolates and donuts.

Psychologists have urged Moir to get therapy in order to identify the root of her evil. Others have advised her to just jump off a cliff.

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