London - (Rat & Parrot): "Guys, I've named it after Mexican rock star sensation Alejandra Guzman," barman Dave Spritzer told reporters today.
The 21 year-old Latin Grammy winner imortalising the three parts Tequila, two parts rattlesnake semen highball was recently hospitalised with a septic bottom after some dodgy botox injections.
"It was touch and go as far as her derriere was concerned," surgeons admitted.
But Spritzer's unique London chicken soup recipe somehow perked up Alejandra very quickly.
"After a day or two I was actually sitting up at last," the singer commented, "drunk as a skunk but no longer splayed out on my back!"
A spokesman for Terra del Fuego Records of Tottenham Court Road, London said today "another botox slammer for the lady!"