"I don't know what that one idiot agent I had was smoking or huffing but he's never working in show business again. I am suing him, he'll be on welfare for the rest of his days!"
A very angry Britney Spears wasn't holding anything back after a huge crowd of 87 people showed up for her Circus Tour this past Monday night.
Apparently, Geoff Baldwin, one of her former agents, had a little too much of something and, instead of booking Ms. Spears for London, England, booked her for London, Kentucky.
"Old farts in overhauls looking right through my little outfits and slapping each other on the legs every time I twisted", Britney reportedly told the London "Mountain Press" as well as "The Kentucky Mule Fancier" and nearby Somerset's own "The Goober Gazette".
Ms. Spears was also upset with twelve old ladies on the front row with their constant cries of "Harlot!", "Whore of Babylon!" and "Where can I buy an outfit like that to wear for Junior?"
At last report, Britney was headed for Paris and Versailles, little realizing that those two towns are also in Kentucky.