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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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Method in the acting

You could call it a casting coup of sorts with all three Khan's in the same film a delight for film fan's all over the world. After playing countless Hindu based roles the three King Khan's of Bollwood Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan and Aamir Khan, have decided to play out of character and give there fans something different, yes you guessed it right they are to play Muslims in there next film titled When the Saints Go Marching In.

The fan's of the three Khan's are excited and are looking forward to seeing there favourite stars taking up method acting and have reportedly booked themselves into Darul Uloom Deoband under the watch full eye of the legend Mufti Salim Ahmad Qasmi the 5th, a method actor in his own right. On contacting the Mufti who was in deep thought and was elevating in mid air when we asked him "Could you tell us what type of training takes place and what the Khans will be learning" the Mufti replied "you will have to wait and watch my son, they have never done this type of role in there life a first for them and me! we have all tried to read the Islamic text and are still trying to understand it".

The films director Danny Boyle is also leaving no stone unturned for this project after the mega success of Slumpdog Millionaire he has reportedly been visiting the Shrines to seek help and understanding from the dead saints.

We also caught up with the three Khans and asked them about this project and this is what they had to say:

"Well for years I new about Islam but was reluctant to participate but I am finding it hard to get into the skin of the character, which is the challenge for me" - Aamir Khan

"Well Danny told me about the script i thought it was about the Crusade and I said yes, later I found it was about Islam, too late I had signed the dotted line" - Shahrukh Khan

"Well I have been wanting to work with the other idiots but it never materialised I guess we finally have come across a script along the lines of The Expendables" - Salman Khan

Well readers what can we say, yes we are excited it's a first much awaited project to hit the screen next year so keep tuned.

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