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The Miss America Organization says Radio Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 pageant in Las Vegas. No, you heard right, and we do mean right, Mr. Rush Limbaugh.

The event will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on Jan. 30, and broadcast live on TLC.

"I'd rather be doing this than receiving a bogus Nobel Prize anytime", Limbaugh stated today on his show.

Limbaugh will be on the panel of seven judges that will help decide who will be crowned Miss America 2010. He may even host the event in the near future, according to a spokesman.

The Miss America Organization said Friday when making the announcement that Limbaugh's radio program is in its 22nd year and is on nearly 600 radio stations with an audience of over 20 million listeners!

"That means that a lot of days Limbaugh is sure to point out to his millions of listeners when the event will happen and that should raise the audience greatly", stated CEO Art McMaster.

"We are absolutely thrilled to have Mr. Limbaugh and his twenty million dittoheads join us."

"Eat your heart out, Barack Hussein Obama! Who's the pretty one now? Besides, I don't think Michelle would allow you on the panel anyway", Limbaugh reportedly told his vast audience.

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