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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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'This ish it'

Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prisoners eat a last meal of beans in hopes of creating a stinking mess after their execution", Dr. Taker said.

The undigested fragments of 'This ish it' actually revealed a common issue with drug addicts: poor digestion. This explains the fragmented nature of 'This ish it'.

"Yes, it was a classic case of posthumous defecation," Dr. Taker told me, as he removed his elbow length rubber gloves. "I just can't understand why people are asking for more!"

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