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Monday, 12 October 2009

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Amy Winehouse, after being called a boob for the past couple of years, has gone and had a $50,000 boob job, according to a source.

Apparently, Amy was tired of her old image and she heard about the possibility of a getting a boob job so she thought it would help her keep from being such a boob.

"Why didn't they tell me they meant my breasts?" Wino reportedly told her friend.

"But you know, I kinda like these. Especially since there are only two now instaed of the four. What did they do, combine each two into two big ones? That's amazing."

After being told that she only had the two to begin with and that her problem was a part of her other condition causing her to see four, Winehouse responded, "That is really cool! How did they make them bigger, then?"

But after several tries, the friend said they all gave up and told her they had only been kidding, that they HAD combined the four into two bigger ones.

"Can't fool andold fool?", laughed Winehouse who stated that she is really pleased.

"I got to go buy some new clothes to show these babies off better."

However, the friend told the Truth Tattler that she had got a call from Amy at one AM saying that she couldn't dance anymore. "I bounced into some couple's table, bounced all the way home and now I got four Big Ones! Now I look like 'The Thing From Hooterville'!"

"I liked to dance!"

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