A swine flu scare recently made it necessary to disinfect headquarters at The Spoof. That was when the striptease joint was found, hidden in a false wall behind the Spoof Discussion Forum.
Investigation reveals that several male Spoofers have been using this as a secret hideaway where they can conveniently be entertained by, as well as entertain, the visiting strippers. One of the Spoofers defended the establishment: "We work very hard and need to take frequent breaks. Also, we need inspiration for our work." The strippers aren't complaining. One of them pointed out, "The salaries are so high at The Spoof, we know these guys will always have a lot of cash."
NOW, the National Organization for Women, is outraged that such an establishment would be housed at a writing institution with such a high reputation. "What's the problem?" questions one of the male Spoofers. "A little nookie is a great inspiration for us writers."
Mark Lowton, owner and editor of The Spoof, was appalled to hear the news about the stripjoint housed at his premises. He said, "What a bunch of pigs I have working for me. I give them a nice working environment -- with free pens, paper, coffee, bottled water, and snacks. And this is how they repay me? What ingrates!"
Meanwhile, it's rumored that the male Spoofers have already hired a contractor to find a new site for The Spoof striptease joint. Bada Bing!