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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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"That Full Inch Makes All The Difference" - Kathy Legover nee Trembler

Wow! They did it again! Earlier this evening the sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes, rocked the socks off Sydney with a mind-blowing show at the legendary Sydney Opera House.

Some critics wondered if the girls could possibly recover from the Pyongyang debacle, and the girls answered those doubts with style, panache, and sheer charisma.

There was controversy later, but we'll come to that presently.

Looking stunningly beautiful the girls opened their set with their homage to the cosmetic surgeons knife, "Get Stacked"

Followed hard on by "Can't Buy Me Gloves."

By the time the band completed their third number, 'Gay Stripper' the underpants and jockstraps were flying once again in profusion, as lusty Australian blokes got into the spirit of things.

Midway through the show, guest artiste, British rapper, The Full Inch was introduced. Finchy, as his friends call him gave a show-stopping performance of his number Juan hit "I've Had Her She's Rubbish" His performance was so damned hot that at one stage, smelling salts and a towel had to be administered to Bonkettes drummer, Fanny Tickler.

The girls rounded off the show with rousing renditions of "Hey Jew" and "All You Need Is Aspartame."

It was on the band's arrival back at the hotel that the trouble started. Drummer, Fanny Tickler was most perturbed when The Full Inch disappeared with Bonkettes singer Kathy Legover, nee Trembler into the hotel elevator.

It is thought that Fanny desperately wanted The Full Inch, but Kathy snaffled the rapper. Shortly afterwards, the hotel was rocked by what appeared to be an earthquake, and shortly after that, Kathy Legover nee Trembler appeared back in the hotel bar looking cross-eyed and dishevelled.

Sipping sensually through a straw, a glass of industrial methylated spirit, lead singer BJ Swallow told us:

"Dirty cow's been shaggin' the rapper innit."

The last we heard, Fanny Tickler was considering leaving the band.

More as we get it.

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