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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Long time doctor and personal friend of pop idol Michael Jackson has confessed to murder this morning. Nose specialist and cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Cho Hmung, has confessed to killing Jackson's nose.

"I could no longer hold it back. Achoo! Bless me. In my seventeenth operation to correct Michael's nose the way he wanted it, I botched it badly', Hmung told the Truth Tattler.

"As far as I know, the damaged nose may have spread and affected his whole body."

Hmung went on to say that he had had a personal conversation with Jackson just a week before his scheduled new tour.

"He was a little concerned that it, the nose, might fall off during the dance routines. That had actually happened in practice one time a year before as Michael had been getting ready for the tour for a long time."

Apparently Hmung had assured Michael that the nose would stay on as he had used the most powerful glue in the world that final time and that he would be afraid that any attempt to move it in any way could only make things worse, so he didn't want to touch it.

"But after hearing of his demise, I began to worry that all the glues and skin grafts may have become infected and went to the rest of his body and caused him to suddenly croak like that, after all the hopping around on stage."

Hmung then turned himself in because he has gotten little sleep since Jackson kicked up his heels.

As of this moment, no further report has came from the arresting officers or officials but the coroner has been summoned and he and Doctor Hmung are said to be comparing data.

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