It's just been announced that UK rapper The Full Inch is to fly to Sydney, Australia to meet with sexy girl band the Bonkettes with a view to a guest spot at the Sydney Opera House leg of the band's world tour.
Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow told us:
"We were blown away by Finchy's single, and when our manager, BT Bishop suggested inviting Full Inch to do a guest slot on the tour, we were all in favour."
Road Manager, Tommy Tank anticipated no apparent logistical difficulties as all a rapper needs to perform is a microphone and a sound system, all of which are already in place.
Bonkettes drummer, Fanny Tickler told us:
"This is exciting. The Full Inch is just about the coolest guy on the planet right now. The thought of appearing alongside him makes me go all moist. Excuse me..."
We spoke to one of The Full Inch's 'people' Colonel Juan Parker, who told us:
"Finchy's really excited at the prospect of this gig. I just hope he can keep his rampant libido under control. I can't get the Albert Hall fiasco out of my head. It was traumatic. But as long as he doesn't get his wedding tackle out, it should be okay."
More as we get it.