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Friday, 9 October 2009

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With the final words, "FYI Liam doesn't have twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason." Miley Cyrus has shut down her twitter site much to the annoyance of her millions of faithful fans and supporters.

Also reporters.

That's according to reports already coming in from a dozen or more Hollywood tabloids, including The Truth Tattler, one of the most respected tabloids in the business.

According to that final twitter message before it all disappeared, it seems that Miley's current boyfriend is more important to her than her fans.

However, her dad, Billy Ray, has been saying for some time that his daughter needs more privacy.

"Ever since "Achy Breaky Heart" I have had very little real time to myself, unless I just took off by myself into the eastern Kentucky or Tennessee mountains."

"Sometimes I want to sing it, "My Achy Breaky Fart" laughs Cyrus.

"Actually I do with some of my friends. I remember yelling it out at the peak of Mount Leconte one time."

As far as exactly what his daughter is up to at the moment?

"I hope she's getting some rest...no offense..but from you guys."

No offense taken...this is OUR "Achy Breaky Fart" and that's how we can afford raising and feeding our own children.

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