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Wednesday, 7 October 2009

American rap superstar Kanye West has pulled out of a planned tour with hermaphrodite Lady Gaga. It is reported that he pulled out when he discovered that she was in fact a man.

Kanye West and Lady Gaga had been expected to embark on a world tour together later this month. But with the revelation that Lady Gaga is in fact more suited to the name "Man Gaga" or "Dude Gaga", or any other such pun which you can think of that suggests her true gender. He has now cancelled plans to tour with her/him/it.

Kanye had this comment to make on the subject, "Yo, I'ma let you finish...but Gaga has one of the biggest penises of all time" he continued. "I am the only dick allowed to be on this tour".

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