LOS ANGELES CA - UPDATE: nobody seems to remember who Jenny Slate is! Nobody cares! She is so saddened by this turn of events, a representative from Sofa King tells me she has starting working there. At least he was 'Sofa King' glad. He is Sofa King everything, because 'Sofa King' is their NEW tag line.
Jenny Slate had been showered with compliments and congratulations since airing the F-word recently on TV.
Most letters coming in praise her for her honesty in using the word that everyone knows was the most appropriate for the sketch.
Psychologist Dr. Isturbedey Eeplydey was watching and felt a great cathartic reaction. He told us "People are seeking the true meaning of life in these difficult times.
"Our church is looking for a new Sunday School teacher. The last one had to go to rehab. We are asking Jenny to take the job because she will teach kids real values, not hypocracy like most of our people in this darned church. Gee, I did it. I used a euphemism. I think I'll make a personal appointment with Jenny for myself."
At this point Dr. Eeplydey started crying and left the studio.