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Topics: Michael Jackson

Monday, 5 October 2009

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Recently a team of scientists came to the conclusion that while the earth might survive a vampire attack, it could not survive a zombie attack.

Not understanding the reasoning behind such a study, most have concluded that these men and women have far too much time on their hands and want to know if these people received a grant from the U.S. government.

Hence, things like that getting out on the web causes something like the following now coming across the news:

For only $50 per year per person or $150 per year family plan of up to 12, you can now be insured against Michael Jackson becoming a zombie and eating, let's say, Uncle Fargo's brains, after running him through a wood shredder head first. (Which they refer to as 'shelling').

Should you lose Uncle Fargo, you would receive the sum total of $10 Million Dollars!

Now this is not as far-fetched as it sounds, or at least no farther-fetched than the original zombie study.

(You can read about the above study at your leisure on the web.)

Now let's say that Michael Jackson did not control his own fortune until he became of age. Then he got the whole she-bang. However, should someone else suddenly control Michael again, he'd also control Michael's fortune.

Get it? Or have the zombies already got yours?

The new Zombie-Proof Insurance Company, fully backed by the U.S. government and FDIC approved, has come out with this new yearly insurance plan and it is to be used to pay off our debt to the Chinese. It is also expected to get the U.S. and the world out of a recession as offices are opening all around the world.

That's only $50 per person per year or $150 per family plan. Plus you can insure anyone including yourself if you think your wife and family could use that $10 Million if anything happens to you at the hands of a zombie Michael Jackson.

Plus, everybody I...you sign up, gets $5 or $10 for the family plan.

Don't be selfish, help your family know that you care and send in that $50.

They'll receive $10 Million and that's not BRAINS! chicken feed.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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