An amazing report confirming the perfect health of "Wacko Jacko" has emerged and now the world is wondering was their really foul play causing Michael's death.
"He was a totally healthy 50 year old," announced Michael's personal specialist, Doktor Schivago (he loved that film), Russian US immigrant who fled Russia under Stalin and devoted his life to looking after Michael, Michaels children and his child friends who shared his bed at Neverland but were never cuddled and kissed before going to sleep (and where were their parents?)
Dok. Schivago, in a dramatic press conference, lasting twice as long as the film and three times as boring, told the world these medical facts.
The medical world and the Jackson family are in outrage at these findings because they were convinced Wacko was a "pill junkie" and that's what killed him.
Now the search is on for a killer who hated Michael enough to murder him and the focus has turned to Priscilla Presley or O.J.Simpson.
Anyway the story will rumble on until the killer is never found, and Micheal "Wacko" Jackson will be, sadly, with us forever.
Jaggedone has just booked his flight on a one way ticket to Mars acting as an astronaut clown and "Wackos" Monkey blowing Bubbles (yet another Spoof in the waiting!)