MALIBU BEACH - Britney Spears, well-known singer, dancer, actress, and infamous "VVF"* is reportedly highly upset that someone has stolen her Tuna Town thunder.
Spears who is almost as famous for her well-manicured hoo-ha as she is for her well-tuned vocal cords said that she does not appreciate So You Think You Can Dance contestant Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker upstaging her by showing off her crotch cookie.
Britney made world-wide news when she was photographed coming out of a car and clearly showing the 'viewing world' that she was not wearing any panties.
The 27-year-old ex-chubby, lip syncing diva said that if the American public is going to see someones taco it's going to be her taco dammit.
Britney's infamous BMW photos of her beef curtains were seen all over the world from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe.
Bars and lounges throughout America were renamed in her honor including Boston's Third Base Bistro, Chicago's Groin Goody Lounge, Houston's Velcro Triangle Beer Nook, and East L.A.'s La Casa Panocha Cantina.
Even some of Harlem's most infamous pavement pounding ho's began referring to their money boxes as 'Miss Britney' and 'The Brillo-Padded Blonde Wonder'
The nation's top downloading service agency, The Downloading Amalgamated Upsizers Group has gone on record as saying that photographs of Britney Spears you-know-what were the most downloaded photos of 2007.
In fact, Britney's outgoing happy-go-lucky lap looker has been on more computer monitor screens than the Google and Yahoo computer screen icons put together.
*Vehicle Vagina Flasher.
SIDENOTE: Britney will soon be going into the recording studio to record her next single entitled, "Oops It Looks Like It's My Little Ole Pink Playpen Again."