Written by Geneva Slim
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Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Better get your coat, honey, you're not all we're looking for.

ABC television's hit reality ballroom dance show, Dancing With The Stars, has been voted TV's Best Breast Showcase by TITS, the Television Institute for Ta-Ta Studies, the group announced today.

"We've been watching DWTS since the beginning, and it's impressive how much more lush and bouncy the breasts have become, in addition to more exposed," said TITS founder Hans Holdem. "We place great emphasis on the size, succulence and visibility of TV breasts, and DWTS never fails to satisfy."

Holdem further remarked that the show received points for not only its luscious breasts in motion, but the occasional nipple slip, or better still, the full breastal pop-out. "Ooooo, we LOVE it when that happens," gushed Holdem. "It's so titillating!"

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