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Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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A new all adult website that had it's creator in high hopes to land him lots of money and featuring men sixty and over, completely or nearly completely nude, is off to a rough start according to creator, Herman Arsecrackers.

"I thought sure I had a winner here", stated Arsecrackers, "as nothing like this is on the market or offered anywhere that I could find, not even in magazines."

Arsecrackers told reporters Tuesday that he had studied all the material he could get and that it was a fact that the Baby-Boomers were hitting retirement stage and that many wives had outlived their husbands and that there would be a major market for his e-zine.

I had Fred The Jack-Of-All-Trades on the main page with only his tools hanging out. Inside I had Red the Plumber bending over to fix an oven with his pants to his knees and Policeman Joe Webster walking the beat with only socks on his feet, swinging his billy club.

"There was everyone crazy about Susan Boyle on TV and I was wondering, what kind of site would someone Susan's age and uh face like to see. I just knew I had a sure-thing here."

"I had a complete naked group playing tug-of-war over a mud hold that is a masterpiece."

So far, Arsecrackers, stated that he had had twenty-one people to click on his site, even after changing the title to "Favorite Old Naked Queens".

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