Written by Aspartame Boy
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Topics: F-word, Jenny Slate

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

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Dr. Rudepey, but that's not how you spell her name.

NEW YORK NY - You hear it on every news show now. Nicely dressed news bimbos dropping the F-word and then pretending to be embarrassed by it. Dr. Rudepey, staff psychologist to the Broadcasters network, told us to expect this for a few weeks until people are no longer shocked by the word.

"You f***ing expect to hear f*** on the news all the time now.", the Dr. said. "Those ****ing bimbos all want the notoriety. Look what it did for Jenny Slate! Now she has a job working for the Pope as a ****ing Sunday school teacher!"

When I questioned Dr. Rudepey about use of the **** word, I was just asked in return if I had the proper spelling R_U_D_E_P_E_Y.

Actually, just to be a ****ing bastard, I changed it.

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