NEW YORK NY - You hear it on every news show now. Nicely dressed news bimbos dropping the F-word and then pretending to be embarrassed by it. Dr. Rudepey, staff psychologist to the Broadcasters network, told us to expect this for a few weeks until people are no longer shocked by the word.
"You f***ing expect to hear f*** on the news all the time now.", the Dr. said. "Those ****ing bimbos all want the notoriety. Look what it did for Jenny Slate! Now she has a job working for the Pope as a ****ing Sunday school teacher!"
When I questioned Dr. Rudepey about use of the **** word, I was just asked in return if I had the proper spelling R_U_D_E_P_E_Y.
Actually, just to be a ****ing bastard, I changed it.