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Saturday, 26 September 2009

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New Moon Spotted In Canada

Since September 28th has been designated National Breast Appreciation Day by stories all over the web, it appears that on Friday the 25th of September, Kristen Stewart may have created National Ass Appreciation Day.

Apparently Kristen and some of her friends and co-workers took off from filming to attend a county fair nearby that several thousands of locals were attending and Kristen thought it would be a good way to get lost in a crowd, not be recognized with her hair completely different and simply wanted to "get away and have some fun, something I haven't done for some time."

According to someone traveling with the group they had a marvelous day with almost everyone sick on eating all the fun trash when Stewart told her friends that she had to pee and all that were out there were the portal potties.

Maybe 10,000 celebrating and a total of 20 portal potties.

Standing in line with her girlfriend in front of her, at least she had someone to talk to while she waited.

"I was at the point of hopping up and down", she later confessed.

So when her time came, she rushed in, smelled the filth and tried her best to avoid the seats.

"It was a rush job", stated the good sport.

Why was she a good sport?

Upon completing her chore and with great relief she had ran out of the potty to her friends as several gazed at her in amazement.

"Great", "I thought. "Now they know who I am!"

But what the crowd was seeing and what had her friends nearly rolling on the ground laughing, was that Stewart had performed the old faux pas of hurriedly stuffing her short skirt and panties into a ball and thus, new-mooned everyone around.

"I was really embarrassed at first but then I realized that this has happened to many others, so we left quickly before I was recognized, but of course, someone had connected our group by then."

"I have held my breath all weekend but so far, no pics. But I've decided that if there are, there are and I'm only going to laugh about it."

"Besides, now that everyone knows, it'll help some poor little 14-year-old remember that these things happen to all of us, should they happen to her."

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