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Thursday, 4 April 2002

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Possibly carrying Chrisopher Reeve?s lovechi

Britney Spears dumped lead singer, Justin Timberlake for fellow 'Nsync member, J.C. Chasez.

The couple was found holding hands on Sunset Boulevard.

We approached the couple and they refused comment. There is a juicy rumor currently circulating that Britney is carrying a lovechild, and that it is neither Justin or J.C.'s. Some are speculating that it is Christopher Reeve's.

This controversy comes on top of recent revelations that Britney is herself a clone and the majority of her tissue is expected to 'break down' at any moment. The majority of Ms. Spears is said to not be biodegradable.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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