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Friday, 25 September 2009

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Kanye West Crashes Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah

Los Angeles, California - Continuing his reign of domestic terror, Kanye West was last seen being ejected from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah at the Masonic Temple off Wilshire blvd., Los Angeles, California. He was forcibly removed after he took over the position of master of ceremonies, interrupting a speech by Rabbi Fritz with his MTV Video Award style insulting antics.

"I gotta tell y-all," said Kanye West as he grabbed the microphone of out Rabbi Fritz's hands. "This Bar Mitzvah is jumping, but I just came across town from Maria Gomez's Cincineta in East L.A. and I gotta let you know the truth Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg and especially you, little Bro Goldberg. It rocked the casa! I'm sorry was I a little too loud? Did I wake anyone over there in the back?"

"Beyonce is way better than you!" yelled out Little Joey Goldberg wiping away his tears.

"Listen little man," said Kanye West, jumping off the stage, getting in Little Joey Goldberg's face. " I'll take you out right here."

Little Joey Goldberg reached across his table and took a swig of ceremonial red wine, rose to his feet and took off his jacket.

"Bring it on!" said Little Joey Goldberg, rolling up his sleeves, holding his fists out. "For today, I am a man."

As Kanye West took a swing at Little Joey Goldberg, Joey ducked and countered with an upper cut, connecting right on Kanye West's glass jaw, knocking him out cold.

"I did it," said Little Joey Goldberg, looking at his fists in disbelief. "I really did it."

Just then the band struck up a modern version of the classic "Der glater bulgar" using only electric guitars, while the congregation lifted up Little Joey Goldberg up on their shoulders and danced.

Kanye West was brought to and escorted out of the Masonic Temple. Unfortunately he was last reported headed in the direction of a "Chucky Cheeses" where a local Little League Baseball Team was hold a regional victory celebration and getting their bats signed by New York Yankee catcher Jorge Posada, just recently fined by Major League Baseball for his role in baseball brawl.

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