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Friday, 25 September 2009

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London - Former Spice girl - Scary Spice - is anxious to get the other Spice Girls together for one last show during the World Cup in South Africa next summer. She has already gotten Ginger Spice - Baby Spice and Sporty Spice all excited about the idea but hasn't convinced Posh Spice to do one more round with them.

Susan Boyle has offered to take Posh Spice's place to keep the Spice Girls a fivesome and will call herself Old Spice. It's what Susan wants - what she really really wants. We know what happens when Susan doesn't get what she wants.

The new go-round would mark a second comeback for the Spice Girls - who are the biggest selling all girl group of all time. No surprise that Susan wants to be a part of this smashing group. She plans on 'spicing' up the World Cup like she did Britain's Got Talent and America's Got Talent.

Boyle said - 'I was with the Spice Girls last night and it was lots of fun. I ate fish and chips and bread pudding for dessert. The girls ordered ice water. Posh wasn't there and that's why I was there. The girls asked me if I was stalking them. I 'wannabe' a Spice girl.'

Scary Spice plans on going ahead with reunion plans with or without Posh. We are going ahead with our plans and we will all meet again very soon. Scary wouldn't say where. Neither would Ginger Sporty and Baby. 'Stop right now - thank you very much'.

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