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Wednesday, 23 September 2009

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Perhaps A Third Ring Needed, For Circus

A French news agency reports that three photographers are suing New England Patroits star Quarterback, Tom Brady and his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen after they claimed that bodyguards shot at them while they were getting photos of the couple's wedding.

In response, the two bodyguards are charging the photographers of shooting at them first, one of the guards showing a place on his arm where he claimed a bullet came pretty ****** close to ending my life.

"We did return fire and Sean here went for our automatic weapons as I was pinned down. We then blew out the back glass of their vehicle."

"They were shooting at us", claim the three photographers. "Then they used a better weapon but Monique, she had a grenade in the glove compartment and lofted it high and, although it harmed them in no way, jarred the shit right out of them."

"That's when someone who MUST have been a football player did an end run and got behind us, but we still made it out alive and we are are suing them."

"Yes we are suing them for big money", stated the third photographer.

"Wait a minute, there was only Monique and myself there under fire."

"Oh I was there too. I am suing, too."

"But you were not there."

"Was too. Now I sue."

"You want a grenade down your pants?"

"OK, I am joining the guards. We shall counter sue the crap out of you and your newspapers. You have just threatened me while these people are my witnesses."

Meanwhile, the witnesses were making a run for it.

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