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Monday, 21 September 2009

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Hollywood: where stars look in cars

Hollywood, Tuesday: Scottish UK Got Talent star, Susan Boyle, has been arrested for soliciting on Hollywood and Vine during her infamous excursion to Los Angeles for appearances on American television.

The female wanna be was said to have cruised the after midnight traffic that passed through the busy intersection.

She reportedly had many offers but no firm commitments.

Witnesses reported seeing a plump middle aged lady with bad teeth, swigging a bottle of Scotch (what else) whiskey and harassing every car that passed her.

Officers of LAPD were quickly on the scene to disrupt the unbecoming goings on of Britain's next big thing and bundled her into a paddy wagon.

Reports suggest she did not go quietly and she was heard to mumble "Don't you know who I am?" as she was apprehended.

Her management people are very puzzled by her behaviour but, amazingly, not surprised.

"When she first signed with us, her first question was 'Do you want to f..k me?'" noted Christian Wilson, one of her minders.

Boyle is expected to appear in court on Friday.

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