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Monday, 21 September 2009

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Sh Doesn't Look Like This At The Present

Fans of Angelina who have seen the popular star lately say they are shocked at her weight loss in the past three months. Angelina is five foot seven but some say she has dropped below the one-hundred pound mark.

"Her whole appearance has changed", stated one reporter who saw her this past weekend. "It was scary. Be sure to look her up on the internet for any recent shots. I had the misfortune to have mine snatched out of my hand and broken, an occupational hazard!"

Another source stated that apparently, Angelina does not have a grave sickness of some kind.

"Angelina is getting so skinny that you can see the bones. She needs to get help before she wastes away," confided the insider.

"They think it's because her marriage is going through a rally rough spell right now."

Jolie finally sent out a statement saying that she was scheduled to play a Hollywood star in the 1940's when no one knew much about being a bulimic, living on cigarettes and alcohol.

"I wish Brad was as concerned about my looks as my fans are. But really, I'm OK."

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