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Sunday, 20 September 2009

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After former president Jimmy Carter began calling Joe Wilson and anyone who opposes the presidential policies of Barack Obama, a racist, Kayne West has told Carter to shut his mouth.

"We don't need no Jimmy Carter telling us who President Obama is and what his policies are. We got ears, haven't we? How about MY policy of taking that gal's microphone? President Obama called me a jackass because that was how I acted."

"Where does Jimmy Carter come into all this?"

Kayce reportedly made the remarks while in Los Angeles to make some recordings.

Kayne went on to say that Joe Wilson could say what he wanted, that it was a free country, but Wilson should have waited till a better time.

"His timing was about as good as my own. Now we both have officially apologized and it's none of Jimmy Carter's beeswax to get his nose all out of joint. I guess he wants to stay on the front page all he can. Well here's a headline for him, "Jimmy Carter, Shut Your Yap! Now I hope somebody uses that."

Meanwhile, in Plains, Georgia, Jimmy Carter replied to Kayne's remarks by saying: "Kayne West's mama is so fat she could get diabetes, develop high blood pressure and be a prime target for high cholesterol."

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