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Thursday, 17 September 2009

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"I Want Every Guard In Here Immediately!

No one knows how he got past six (now unemployed) guards positioned at different entrances to the White House, but Wednesday night Kayne West suddenly appeared at the bedside of President of the United States and the First Lady to interrupt a very tender moment.

"I'm sorry to interrupt you Mr. President, I'm real happy for you. Both of you...and you all sure know how to get it on..and I will let you finish". Then he started once again saying that Beyonce should have won the other night for the best female video.

Then the President, according to what one inside the White House source overheard with ear to the door, tried to keep West calm.

"Sure thing Kayne. I agree with you and so does Michelle."

"Yeah, we both agree, so will you just go and present yourself to a guard and ask if he also agrees with you."

"I knew it! I knew it! Man is it ever beautiful in here. Look at that."

"Are you leaving now?"

"Yes Sir! I might just try to peak into Clinton's office. I'm going, I'm going."

So Kayne left.

But the special moment was ruined, especially when South Carolina Senator Joe Wilson poked his head around the door and yelled, "You lie! That Beyonce video was crap and you know it!"

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