The Spoof Flame War between Buckeyesnuts and the San Jose Rutabaga flamed on this week with little signs of being extinguished. The writers (form opposite coasts in the United States) tried everything from self depricatiion ("I'm not as flaming as SJR") to damning with feint praise ("Im ashamed of myself for not being able to work as many turds into my stories as Nuts").
In an effort to damper the flames, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton insisted that both stop flaming and acting flamingly towards each other. Buckeyesnuts reacted to this as if someone had asked him to play "drop the soap" in the showers. "No heat sources here," he insisted in all of his forum postings.
The Rutabaga, however, reacted differently by attempting to piss off other writers, whine that no one liked him, and defend the purchase by the Obama administration of nice brown uniforms for his SS...er...ACORN Stormtroopers.
From his favorite pub in Belfast, Father Fergie Mac weighed in with his opinion on the flaming flamers: "They're both fucking wastoids who fucking need to shut the fuck up and go fuck themselves like good little fuckers.......give me another pint."
Writer Phillip of Macedonia, who has been accused of being a little white nut, also shared his opinion on the flaming. "Leave me out of this! Don't include me in this! I don't want to be a part of this! Don't mention me at all!"
The author will, of course, respect his wishes and all mentions of him are to be wiped from your memories.
Another writer, Scooby-Do 69, said that "I've got a bad case of the egg farts this morning and need to stay away from that flame, if you know what I mean. This whole place could go up. I'd be sitting in the ashes blowing smoke rings out my ass."
War veterans and Spoof writers Morris and Jackie the F said that there solution to the problem would be to "frag the sumbitch! That's the way we done it in 'Nam."
When asked what started the problem to begin with, SFR blamed it on the Bush administration and Nuts blamed it on the liberal media. When asked it they had any other problems, both mentioned a desire for someone named Bargis Tryhol and a jealousy about his choices.