Written by Madame Bitters
Print this

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

image for It's Official: Kanye West is Now Los Angeles's 'Village Idiot'!
Even Jesse Jackson sides with Taylor Swift on this one. "Not cool, Kanye."

Los Angeles, CA: It's offical. After much deliberation by the citizens of LA and call-in votes from all over America, the dubious title of 'Village Idiot' has been bestowed upon rapper Kanye West after his latest tantrum on last Sunday's Video Music Awards on MTV.

In a village that has so many idiots to choose from, it was Kanye West who has the 'honor' of being elected to this important public position.

Make no mistake; the job of being Village Idiot is a vital, necessary role in every facet of society.

Especially in Los Angeles.

Past Village Idiots include Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Lindsey Lohan and Eminem.

Paris Hilton made her disapproval of Kanye's most recent antics known in what (for her) is the most damning put-down of all time, "That's so not hot."

Throughout time, most 'Village Idiots' have been relegated to verbal abuse, cruel pranks and having rotten food thrown at them by other, less stupid villagers.

However, in these times of 24 hour news networks, internet, twittering and celebretards getting press for so much as a fart, a new kind of riticule has been found to be most affective at shaming this new breed of "Village Idiot":

Complete and total indifference.

Make Madame Bitters's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 5?

8 4 25 21
61 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more