Written by Kate Surgison
Print this

Monday, 14 September 2009

image for New Moon Leaked, Girls' heads' Explode!

There was outrage today from parents whose teenage daughters' heads exploded after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon full movie which was leaked on the internet.

Seven girls, aged from 13-17, were watching the movie, which was due to come out on 20th November, online when they 'flew into the air, started screaming with excitement and blew up.'

By way of recompense, the families have been offered tickets for the premiere.

A spokesman said: 'It's very tragic, and just proves the fact that Twilighters are rabid!'

The movie has now been removed for safety reasons.

Make Kate Surgison's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 4?

3 16 8 23
32 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more