The full details of Michael Jackson's death were revealed today by the Never Never Land coroner.
Amid speculation of drug overdoses, stress, wearings-out and even, according to the News of the Sun newspaper, falling off the moon during one of his routines, the full and frank truth was revealed today.
At a special conference called by the coroner and the Jackson 4 - who of course used to be the Jackson 5 until Michael's passing on - a trained medic explained to the gathered throngs the precise cause and nature of Michael's unfortunate death.
This ended the weeks of tabloid speculation that always accompanies a high-profile death.
The coroner confirmed that Michael Jackson had actually expired due to a complete lack of breath.