Recently "paparazzied" in the US with a pair of kinky, black thigh-lengthed latex Jackboots, Posh, non-Spicy Victoria has, in a pathetic attempt to keep up with Lady GaGa and other pea-brained bitches, to be the next Madonna!
Shock, shock and more shock, lesbian kissing, pussy licking in public and now the over skinny, ex-Spice without a voice, but married to an ageing, "Footy" Superstar, attempts feebly to "interest maybe one of us!"
Very Non-Spicy Vic only revealed one thing, that LA plastic surgeons are counting her millions and that she's so skinny, she needs her thigh length boots to support her, otherwise she would crack under the strain with suspected Osteoporosis.
"Becks" meanwhile is ignoring his skinny bitch missus whilst attempting to sway (or pray!) the English team trainer, Capello, to take him to South Africa in 2010.
Reports of $50.000.000 bucks on Capello's bank account have been refuted, but Italien's tend never to tell the "whole Truth" only to their Mama's.
Photo's of skinny Vic-cy have shocked nutritional experts worldwide and instead of wasting her precious time feebly attempting to look glamorous, she's been invited to Switzerland by Nestle for their African advertising campaign with the title:
"Not only the rich and famous are dying of hunger! Millions of Africans too, buy Nestle products and save the world!