Written by PolishNproud
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Topics: Michael Jackson

Sunday, 13 September 2009

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The King of Pop has been seen roaming the streets of Morocco. Unbelievable.

"I thought he was dead." said M. Burns, a customer at a local newstand.

"He's still alive? Jesus christ man, whats it take!?" stated T. Jackson, a local McDonalds goer.

When we finally caught up to Jackson, he said that he was just trying to get away from it all.

Although, how and exactly why he went into hiding is currently unknown, we do know that he is planning on leaving again.

In other news, Michael Jackson's old nose is for sale. An auction will be held at Neverland Ranch in a few weeks.

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