SuBo - the YouTube sensation from Britain's Got Talent - recorded her first CD but it's a fake. 'That's not her singing on that CD' - screamed one American fan. 'She sings a million times better than that.'
SuBo became an internet sensation when she sang her rendition of 'I Dreamed a Dream' on the popular British talent show. Her audition was posted on YouTube and it brought her fans to tears over 100 million times.
'I listened to her sing 'I Dreamed a Dream' on the CD and I didn't cry' - roared the same fan. 'When I watch her sing that same song on YouTube - I cry and don't stop until the video is over. The gush I felt watching that video was like my first orgasm.'
SuBo's CD was Amazon's biggest seller - but now her fans are demanding refunds. 'I'm A Little Teapot' and 'Like a Virgin' doesn't sound like our SuBo either' - growled another American fan. 'We know SuBo better than her brother does. We've been stalking her since her YouTube audition video. We know how many moles she has and the color of her toe nails.'
Amazon hasn't decided what to do about all the refund demands. One Amazon spokesperson said - 'That's what we get for releasing a CD three months before it's been recorded. This is the first time anything like this has happened.'
We left messages with Sony records but no one wants to return our calls. The last time we tried - we got this recorded message: 'If you are inquiring about the SuBo CD - PISS OFF'.