Written by Jaggedone
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 11 September 2009

image for Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!
Lady GaGa's panties make these look like what your Grandmother wears, Qui, Qui!!!

Shocking the Parisien Paparazzi takes a lot but even they were reeling as Lady GaGa appeared wearing only a pair of hot black panties revealing her hot pink carpet and very "hot lips."

She announced to the world that she was on her way to the Moulin Rouge for a bit of "CAN CAN" fun with the bare breasted Follies and the "doing the splits" dancers.

It seems that Lady GAGA has always "wet dreamed" about revealing her privates by doing the "CAN CAN"" splitting her legs, baring her "Titties" and getting paid for it.

She decided to shock the world by wearing only a sexy black Tanga and very revealing top as she left her hotel bound for the Moulin Rouge.

Bridget Bardot called the whole show a scandal and searched for some comfort with her long-tongued poodle called "Messieur Le Suckmedryquiqui."

Make Jaggedone's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

9 14 20 8
63 readers are online right now!

Go to top