Lindsay Lohan's high-fashion shopping habits are well documented by anyone who has followed her say, over the last 24-hours, and now she's putting all that to work: Khan Jee has hired her as her artistic adviser.
The Khan Jee fashion house of offbeat shoeware is pairing Lohan with a new designer, Tojo Jams, for what it's calling a new consumer-led business model.
"Our many new shoe designs..the high heels with the tarantula in the clear heels, the goldfish in the high platforms, the Mouse-Body Snuggle-Ups, the Small Commodes with swimming turds in the water-bound heels and the Flintstone Barefoot Over Barefeet are all wonderful examples of how Khan Jee brings shoe wear to a new level.
"A designer-only led fashion house isn't enough, so we're adding a super consumer like Lindsay who gives us a direct channel to consumers," stated Choo Nee Pads CEO and president of Shoes That Say Step-In-Shit-And-I-Will-Lick-It-Off!
He also said Lohan will give an "eclectic shock" to a label that has aged along with its customers over the past six months, when it began.
Nee Pads visited Lohan at her home for a week in Los Angeles and found her to be a fashion superstar with feet he could never tire of kissing and licking and placing in our own wide range of stockings and toe socks.
"I want to suck her toes all night!" stated Nee Pads.
But will the passion transfer to non-toe suckers? We'll have to wait and see.
"Her home is like a shoe department store," he gushed. "You have to sit on the floor because the settees, chairs and tables are covered with shoes, shoes, SHOES!! Toes!! Suck! suck! Suck!"
The first joint Khan-Jee/Lohan collection will debut during Beijing Fashion Week On Shoes & Foot Binding, November 14th!