Breaking news, which broke yesterday, but we made a bit of a mess of it, so we're back to make amends and present this item in a professional manner.
Jermaine Jackson, who isn't German, but hails from Gary, Indiana, announced yesterday that he will be performing a duet with his deceased brother, Michael, in Vienna.
Sadly, for his fans, Michael will not be appearing, as he is a little bit dead. But by the miracle of technology, he will be performing a duet with his brother, who is in no way anxious to cash in on the demise of his sibling.
It seems that Vienna has been chosen because Michael loved castles, and was a massive fan of Beethoven, Mozart, and the Strauss's blues ensemble. (The guys who wrote waltzes based on rivers)
The performance seems set to be considered a fitting tribute to the late crotch-grabbing singer/dancer.
We won't go into the other stuff.
We wish the caring, sharing family well.
Especially Poppa Joe, who has 'extablished' a record company.
So nice to know that there are still some genuine family values circulating in this age of cynicism.
More as we get it.