Jerusalem, Israel-- Madonna verified last night that she is still breast-feeding her kids, and that she never plans to stop. Lordy, 12, and Rockhead, 6, are breast fed twice a day. Neither child has ever eaten solid food.
"It's the most natural thing in the world!" cackled the aging entertaining. "It bonds us together as a family like nothing else. I really don't see anything wrong with it. I enjoy being a mother." she stated.
Madonna did acknowledge that people stare at her and the kids at feeding time. She feeds the two kids twice a day, usually in public. Her breasts now hang down to her knee caps from all the breast-feeding.
"I get on all fours to feed them--just like a cow getting milked. I wish I had four teats instead of two. Breast-feeding also helps me to keep my weight down!" she cackled like an old witch.
Madonna was then asked if she breast-feeds her adopted kids.
"Oh my God! The other kids! I knew I forgot something at the airport!" she shrieked.