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Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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Scientists and the FBI have combined to find the sure way to find out who murdered Michael Jackson, although it will take awhile.

"The wheels of justice and all that", stated Doctor Wayne Rogers, "but by two years from now, we may get a good view of exactly how Michael Jackson died or if he was actually murdered."

FBI Agent, Colonel Samuel Flagg agreed. "This is sure worth a try. As soon as this clone of Michael gets old enough to tell us, we'll back away from the whole thing and allow the family some peace and quiet."

The Jackson clone seems to be aging faster than normal at the present and as is already up to six months of age, according to an inside source at the cloning center.

The source also stated that the clone was making noises and pointing so the FBI has been bringing in photographs of any and all concerned. So far, the baby has only cried when shown pics of Michael's dad.

He also stated that the baby looks more like Jackson did as a kid and nothing like the Michael Jackson that was buried lately.

As a side affect, scientists have stated that they will allow the young clone to have instructors on song and dance a little later on to see if this will affect the clone in any way.

"He could be back on stage within six to seven years if his growth stays at the same level as it is now. However, it could slow down to normal speed. That's what we really want", stated Doctor Rogers.

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