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Sunday, 6 September 2009

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Secret Rendezvous?

After months of speculation, the 10-year marriage of Jon & Kate Plus 8's stars Kate and Jon Gosselin appears to be coming to an end, or so my sources tell me. However, they may have just given it one last try, although according to the passengers on a plane going from New York to Los Angeles, that didn't work out very well either.

Or did it?

"None of us had really noticed who they were, with the eye shades and the way they dressed, but most of the passengers thought we recognized them later on", one passenger told our source.

Not even sitting together, it seems that at a certain signal, Jon got up from his seat and walked back to the toilet. Several other passengers stated that the lady then got up and made her way back also.

"There was no one waiting back there in line when I came out of the bathroom", stated a passenger who asked that his name not be disclosed. "That was probably because we had only gotten started on the flight."

That was when a couple on the back row near the toilet stated that the airplane suddenly hit some rough weather or an air pocket, because it gave a sudden lurch and the man and woman, partially undressed, fell out the door of the toilet as one of their hands must have been on the door when the plane dip knocked the door open.

"She got him off the top of her and they both hurriedly redressed and went back to their seats", stated the source.

"If you ask me, their marriage is just doomed....but later on, I did see them make eye contact and both of them started laughing really hard."

Apparently the tension broke and most of the passengers had a loud laugh along with them. So perhaps laughter will help where all the arguments and front page gossip zines had made things a lot worse.

"They seemed like old friends", stated another passenger. "I still don't know who they are, but I don't watch TV much.

One thing I do know, I've never had a weirder flight in my life."

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