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Saturday, 5 September 2009

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According to Kristin Stewart, co-star Robert Pattinson has began acting very strange of late.

"At first, I thought Rob was just screwing around, something he always enjoys, and singing some of Michael Jackson's songs. I mean Michael was great and I'm sure he's on a lot of people's minds and so are his songs. But this is something different."

"For one thing, Ive caught him moon walking. "Hey", I said, "Are you going to be doing that in New Moon? I was just kidding, but instead of answering, he just kept on dancing."

Others on the set say that Pattinson has began looking at himself in a mirror a lot and twisting his nose first one way and then another.

Still others say that when he does those Michael songs, he does them in a real high voice. "Robert has a good singing voice and performs well with a guitar but not in that tone."

"After last night at his place, I decided to call in a doctor, a shrink, to come by and just view Robby for awhile and let us know what he thinks."

What happened last night?

"I knocked on his door and this monkey pulled it open", stated Kristen.

"Maybe what we need isn't a shrink, but a priest and some holy water."

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