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Saturday, 5 September 2009

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Spoof writer Buckwheatsbutt has just openly admitted to a sexual fantasy. He has a foot fetish. Buck is not into licking toes or painting toenails. Instead, he likes insteps.

In fact, the writer recently announced that he plans to kill off his popular character Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis), star of 453 of his stories. Instead, he will begin writing about Suzanne Grimswood, the woman with the world's sexiest insteps.

It has also come to the attention of other Spoof writers that Buck is a retired shoe salesman and the owner of 16 Payless Shoe franchises.

When Buckwheatsbutt discovered that other writers knew of his secret lusts, he came out of the closet and made the following statement: "Who cares about a nice set of tits? Who gives a shit about a nice ass? What does it matter if she's got a shaved beaver or legs that don't stop? Give me a nice instep and I'll show you a hottie!"

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