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Thursday, 3 September 2009

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Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother!

It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet either!

"It's true," Pattinsons mother confirmed. "His feet stink. He told me that he judges the wearability of a pair of socks by hurling them at his bedroom wall in the morning. If they stick, he'll get a clean pair. If they don't, they're good to go."

We spoke to Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, who told us:

"It's true. Rob can be a bit of a skank sometimes. He once took his shoes off in my trailer and a bunch of flowers I had in a vase wilted and died."

"You're telling me he doesn't wash his hair or his feet?" shocked fan Carrie Bootybag told us. "That is just so disgusting. I've had it with Pattinson. From now on it's the Jonas Brothers for me. Providing of course they take personal hygiene seriously. Pattinson! EEurrgh! What a skank!"

More Athlete's Foot Related Nonsense as we get it.

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