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Topics: Michael Moore

Wednesday, 21 July 2004

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Who's the person standing behind you that you're swearing at Michael?

Michael Moore, the legendary documentary maker has announced today that he is in the pre-production stages of his latest film, a documentary about himself.

Experts reckon that by continuing with this oeuvre, Moore could easily earn even more publicity and of course money (which will no doubt be donated to some 'Democrat' organisation/person that no-one likes with not a chance in hell of making an impact in the forthcoming election).

Rumoured to be called A Stupid White Man, Moore revealed that "after the success of ‘Farry' [Fahrenheit 9/11] I decided that I should roll with it all, y'know. I mean ‘Farry' was about a stupid, hypocritical, cowardly multi-millionaire political extremist and that was (and still is) a huge success, so I thought that I might as well stick to that kind of movie. I‘ve spoken to George [W Bush] and he said that he would be thrilled to make a cameo appearance!"

So what will this film contain? Moore will adamantly stick to the formula of Fahrenheit 9/11 but, just like his opinions, there will be some changes from the original. "I'd really like to do a nude scene," he exclaimed, "and perhaps a cool fight scene, involving me beating the living crap out of some Republican congressmen, who have tried to capture me in my ‘secret' lair…in a volcano! Jeez, this will be cool, y'know!" Asked from whom he got this fight scene idea from he divulged that he received advice "from QT [Quentin Tarantino] after The Cannes film festival. That Palme d'Or made me realise how important my work is to the world, so don't worry folks- you definitely haven't seen the last of me!"

No we have not; Moore has recently received an official reprimand from the White House over his allegations that Osama Bin Laden is on the Bush's Christmas Card List. My White House mole tells me that it was not Bin Laden on the list but a trash can multi-millionaire called O. Sam Abin Liner- an honest mistake? Time will tell.

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