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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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Yesterday on the Mid-Morning PMSNBC Network, Lisa Marie Presley admitted that she wasn't the "brightest bulb on the lampshade".

"I think I inherited my brains from dad who was a great person but lived on peanut butter and banana sandwiches and dipping cookies in milk", Presley stated. Also, my last name is the same.

"I mean, who would marry Michael Jackson?

"Well, there you go. Apparently I did!"

Lisa then stated that she was tired of looking up words in the dictionary before interviews and that she was just coming out of the stupid closet and admitting it.

"I can count to a hundred backwards if you can keep me awake. Not everyone can do that."

"So you can circle you fingers around your ears when I'm not looking. Do you think I don't see that on a tape of the show? Well, do you have 50 million dollars spending money?

"So who's the pretty one now?

"Circle those ears all you like, Mr. Penny Less! Mr. Bucks None! Mr. uh Johnny Cash...Not!"

"I'm proud of what I say because I won't remember it an hour from now and so who cares?," she then told the cameraman, before being informed that he was not the host of the show.

"I know daddy is watching over me and proud of his baby girl. At least I'm honest. What do you have to say about that, hum?""

"I'm the janitor, Mam. You fell asleep while talking about your daddy earlier today, so they went on with the show. Here, let me help you get your things together and I'll go flag down a taxi for you."

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