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Tuesday, 1 September 2009

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Bad Parenting magazine is scheduled to feature a new article on helping parents everywhere and who would know more about becoming a good mother and fine example to all kids everywhere, that Britney Sprears.

"If you'll study my hoo-ha in those famous photos of me getting into a cab without wearing panties, you'll not only see that I had been having lots of sex after the babies arrived, you'll also see that getting smashed at 10AM can not only set a bad example for the kids but can make you forget your drawers."

"Actually, that was my third time out that morning", continued the proposed article. "The first time I was completely nude and saw my reflection in the cab window, the second time I had no top."

"Well, natually I had a top but nothing over them."

After stating that the cab driver yelled to her to take her time and that he had all morning, Britney finally came out and, after hearing about the first two attempts, had attracted several camera men from newpapers and one TV reporter.

Britney is said to finally get down to the article's title on page 12 after she stated the cab thing three more times.

"You can't get in on right away. I mean, we tried it in the bathroom but then some stupid nurse came in and said I had to let the Baby "suck on those". Little smartyass. Think I don't know how these things work?"

"So that was when hubby, Kevin, began sucking on my toes while I fed the little...baby."

"So, to finally conclude, I'm dedicateing this song to those new mothers out there:

I call it, "Booby McGee..."

"We're in a magazine office, Ms Spears."

"Oh...yeah. Well hand the autograph book to me and I'll sign it. I've got to get back to Circus."

Personally, the writers concluded that Ms. Spears had managed to bring the circus with her.

Also, I doubt if you'll see this part of the article anywhere but on TheSpoof.

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