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Monday, 31 August 2009

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In a special interview where Robert Pattinson and several other leading male actors of today let down their hair a bit and offered their most embarrassing moment, Robert Pattinson took his turn near the end, but it was a smashing finish.

"I had a little too much to drink at a friend's party and apparently passed out cold", Pattinson began, according o a source.

"So when I can back to life, I was on the couch and wondering who's place I was now in, until I remember it was at my friend, James."

Pattinson then stated that he felt a huge cramp in his stomach and hurried to what he thought was the bathroom for the light's weren't working. (Someone had peed on an appliance earlier in the night and it had blown a circuit as well as damaged a body part).

But in the dark, Pattinson could see what appeared as a commode.

"Even though I faintly remembered James had mentioned something about a commode situation earlier, I had forgotten and boy was I in a hurry."

So Pattinson barely had time to drop his pants and cut loose as he sat to remove a sudden sharp stomach pain.

That was when he knew something was wrong because my butt hit something besides the commode and "all hell broke loose."

It seems that the old bathroom commode was in another room, not the extra room used for laundry which now had a new commode that was brought in for a replacement, but for the weekend, had been placed there until the plumber arrived on Monday morning.

Hurriedly leaving the scene for his car, Pattinson had not only left a huge mess in the utility room but upon the head of his friend James who had also gotten mixed up in the dark and was heaving away in the new commode being stored in the laundry room.

"To this day, I don't think James knew who it was but he got mad at all of us and there have been no more parties."

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